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The check’s in the mail… Trust me!
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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“All my hidden skills are undiscovered.” - Clinton
Worried about their less than exciting sex life, a young wife sent her husband to a therapist who wound up treating him with self hypnosis. And, to her joy, everything got much better. However, she could not help but notice that each night, early into their lovemaking, the husband would dash out to the bathroom for several minutes. This tormented her until finally, one night, she followed him. There, in front of the mirror, she found him applying this therapeutic technique: “She’s not my wife… She’s not my wife…She’s not my wife…”
Every silver lining has a cloud around it.
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”
“And to think,” murmured the rosy-glow-feeling adolescent to the girl with whom he had just scored, “that a few short years ago I thought happiness was a warm puppy”.








